{"id":28,"date":"2014-02-04T19:32:55","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T19:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/?p=28"},"modified":"2014-02-04T19:32:55","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T19:32:55","slug":"hello-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/2014\/02\/04\/hello-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, earthlings. It&#8217;s very hard to type on an antimatter keyboard with these giant claws, but I will post from time-to-time. Many people don&#8217;t know that I too enjoy watching bmovies on my antimatter TV. On my planet, all of your puny Earth movies are public domain, so put that in your Earth pipe and smoke it. Also, don&#8217;t make me buzz your house.<\/p>\n<p>Best Wishes,<\/p>\n<p>GC<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/02\/ClawAVI.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32\" alt=\"ClawAVI\" src=\"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/02\/ClawAVI.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"94\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/02\/ClawAVI.jpg 150w, http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/02\/ClawAVI-90x56.jpg 90w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, earthlings. It&#8217;s very hard to type on an antimatter keyboard with these giant claws, but I will post from time-to-time. Many people don&#8217;t know that I too enjoy watching bmovies on my antimatter TV. On my planet, all of &#8230; <a class=\"styledbutton\" href=\"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/2014\/02\/04\/hello-earth\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"rating_form_position":"","rating_results_position":"","mr_structured_data_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","multi-rating":{"mr_rating_results":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bmoviemaniacs.com\/kenttheclaw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}